A couple of years in the past, as I had been one lady and an internet dating blogger, we blogged about site labeled as Hetexted.com. I am not planning to sit — I was very mortified once I found it. What i’m saying is, it absolutely was entertaining, but an entire web site devoted to evaluating messages from men? I can not also.

I did not think it can stay that extended, but was actually proven wrong a couple weeks ago when a buddy sent myself the hyperlink to look at web site she stumbled on. It had been Hetexted.com. Severely. It nonetheless prevails. And, there is actually a novel, inspired from the web site, that’s specialized in the exact same thing. We nevertheless can not also.

Now, i’ven’t take a look at book, but I did review some ratings and the majority of men and women found it entertaining or tragic. But, like we stated, You will findn’t read it so I can not get here (though probably that’ll inspire another blog post).

Thus, why don’t we merely talk about website for now.  And in place of trying to describe everything I browse, I want to just let the genuine concerns speak on their own. Here you will find the very first three that I study:

My personal fire fighter teacher. Unsolicited shirtless pictures and one a lot more of him along with his rubbish hard leaning over a toilet! I’m not sure what’s sexier than seeing Lauryn Elaine naked photos you didn’t request from your instructor in a bathroom. Sigh

He’s completed this more than once and I also’ve never answered. Does he just not get it? Precisely why keep attempting?


He text “considering you as I go to sleep. Then I realize it really is an organization book and it is not that the guy text various other girls that will be okay because were not unique if not on that level, but I actually do fault him for their absurdity and laziness.

Do I need to reply that i understand he group text me or just keep ignoring their communications.


Is it normal for a wedded guy to text you every 2-3 times or higher regular to inquire about you things such as:

– was I consuming supper by yourself

– have always been we taking the metro house alone (keep in mind that he has got driven myself

house before)

– whether I jam-packed for my getaway the night time before my personal flight

Its such as that bout of the way I Met Your Mother — oh honey. I mean, i do want to think we’re all much better than this, right? Will we absolutely need a web site to decode the key definitions here?

If guy is sending unwanted naked pictures, you operate! Or you report it to some body. If you love it, you send one straight back (only leave that person out). Regardless, you never post it on a niche site to ask just what it suggests.

Of course some guy is actually group texting women, in addition manage! Feel flattered for a moment that you were one of the picked couple of, however erase and move on. Also, to your guy who is class texting women – have you ever heard of copy and insert? Its this pretty wizard innovation that you ought to explore. It might probably stop you from physically sabotaging your whole video game.

In addition will not even touch the married guy that is texting you, but I gamble you are able to guess my decision truth be told there.

Honestly people, this isn’t too difficult here.

Truly, the internet site simply fuels the have to over assess situations and our desire for instantaneous satisfaction. No one wants to simply wait it out and discover if a man is into you. Because, you realize, you are going to ultimately uncover.

Side note: are we able to all-just talk about how there is not a shetexted.com. Merely one thing to consider for a moment.

Very, no thanks a lot HeTexted.com, but i shall pass. To me, this however is like one of those tips that is truly brilliant when you are intoxicated along with you buddies, however not really much as soon as you sober up.

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